Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
God I need to hump something, right now.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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