Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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