Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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