"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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