Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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