And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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