somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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