The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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