i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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