After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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