your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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