wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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