google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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