what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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