I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize