have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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