talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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