I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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