i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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