Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I queefed so loud it echoed.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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