I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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