is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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