found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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