he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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