so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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