I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Text me some of your sweat
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