I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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