I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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