Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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