Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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