I must be too annoying 4 u.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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