He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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