Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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