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All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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