sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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