Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
