For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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