The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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