So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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