Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
