Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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