Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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