Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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