Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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