Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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