Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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