i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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