i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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