I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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