Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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