Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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