I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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