Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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