I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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