Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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