You made me cry and you don't even care
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Still dying that you shit outside
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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