bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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