GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
